没什么，我晚上一般都看142台，纯属打发时间。

DRY - Dont Repeat Yourself    （不重复原则）
KISS - Keep it Simple, Stupid （简单粗暴原则)

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication" -  Leonardo Da Vinci
"It seems that perfection is reached not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away".  - Antoine de Saint Exupéry

每天上班，如果不写代码，我一般会查看一下邮件。每次看到有新邮件的时候，都照例会很高兴，即便这些邮件有时候是毫无意义的。我自己订阅了一些垃圾邮件，另外一些是朋友转载过来的笑话和励志故事。

原来看到一则问题，大意是，一个女人近亲结婚，已经连续生下了8个残障儿童，这次她又怀孕了，需要你给予建议，生还是不生？我理所当然的会选择建议她别生，免得给祖国造成负担。但是文章末了却说“对不起，这个女人是贝多芬的母亲，你放弃了贝多芬！”

这简直是对人智商的一种侮辱 —— 世界上也许曾经出现过2亿个残障儿童，但是只出现过一个贝多芬。在这个孩子生下来之前，你敢去赌这2亿分之一的几率么？真不知道是谁吃饱了没事，写这些貌似很有哲理的文章出来恶心人。

今天又收到一个类似的，西红柿的故事，不说什么了：

西红柿的故事

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR
manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
一个失业的人去微软申请办公室文员的职位，人事经理面试他，并且看着他打扫地
板，作为测试。

'You are employed' he said.  Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you
the application to fill in, as well as date when  you may start.
‘你被录用了’人事经理说：给我你的邮箱地址，我会把申请表发给你填，发给你的同
时也意味着你开始上班

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
这个人回答说：但是我没有电脑，更没有邮箱了

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'
我很抱歉，人事经理说：如果你没有邮箱，那就意味着你不能生存，一个不能生存的
人当然不能有工作。

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate.
这个人不抱希望的离开了，他不知道要做什么，口袋里只有10块钱，他决定去超市买
了10公斤西红柿。

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.
接着他在附近门挨着门卖西红柿，不到两小时，他成功的将他的资金翻了一倍，他又
做了3个小时，到回家时身上已经有60块钱了。

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled
everyday.
这个人认识到他可以用这种方式生存，以后他每天起的很早，回家的很晚，因此，他
的钱每天都翻两三倍。

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles.
很短的时间里，他买了个手推车，然后卡车，接着他有了自己的运输车队。

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
5年以后，他成了美国最大的食品零售商.......

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
insurance.
他开始计划他家庭的未来，就决定买个人身保险

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
他打电话给保险经济人，然后选择一个保险

When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be
an office boy at Microsoft!'
当谈话结束后保险经济人问他的邮箱地址，他说：我没有邮箱
保险经济人很吃惊的说：你没有邮箱都可以成功的建立一个帝国，你能想象如果你有
邮箱的话会怎么样吗？
这个人想了一下然后回答：是的，我会成为微软的办公室文员

Moral of the story
故事寓意

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
网络不是你生活的解决办法

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
如果你没有网络，但是努力工作，你仍可以成为百万富翁

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........
如果你收到了这封邮件，表示你离办公室文员很近了，而不是百万富翁......

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
另外，各位不要把这封邮件再回复给我，因为我已经关了邮箱去卖西红柿了

想想真tmd操蛋，生气呀，随便说说：